Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny

On a chilly February day in St. Paul, private investigator Guy Noir finds himself in a high-stakes situation on the 12th floor of the Acme Building, staring down a loaded revolver wielded by gangster Joey Roast Beef. As intrigue mounts around his partnership with stripper-turned-academic Naomi Fallopian, a colorful cast of characters—including a determined lieutenant, a nosy reporter, and Guy's ex-girlfriend—compete for the inside scoop on their ambitious plans to cash in on a revolutionary weight-loss scheme. This fast-paced caper follows Guy's daring escapades as he navigates danger, romance, and the formidable Johnny Banana.