How to Own a Human

Narrated by Brian Hewlett , Ellen Dryden

Released: June 21, 2011
Length: 1 hr 19 mins
Format: Unabridged Audiobook
Publisher: Crimson Cats Audio Books

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How To Own a Human is a whimsical collection of writings designed for and about cats, featuring stories, poems, rhymes, proverbs, fables, and quotations. It serves as an entertaining "Open Mew-niversity" course, instructing cats on the art of training their humans. The audiobook is narrated by a talented cast, including actors Ellen Dryden and Brian Hewlett, and enriched with music featuring clarinet played by Terry Needham.

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