THe Myth Of The Anal Probe

In this irreverent take on the alien abduction mythos, Mike finds himself awakening with no memory of how he arrived, only to meet Bob—an alien who looks human and reveals that his species has been abducting humans for thousands of years. As Mike learns about their origins and the chaos caused by their inbreeding, he convinces Bob to take him to their home planet, hoping to find a new life in a paradise world. The story explores themes of self-transformation as Mike seeks to adapt to this unfamiliar environment and rethink his interactions with others.